Ok, so I just spent a half hour typing in some stuff, and when I went to add an attachment, IE crashed. More analysis/info will have to wait for tomorrow! Whatever I do, though, has to take into account the following factors:
Sophia at tree.jpg
Sure, she looks all cute, but she's just about to start throwing ornaments like dodge balls. Additionally, there's this:
Nut-Muffin 2.jpg
The closer the speaker gets to the door, which is in the hall on the same wall as the TV, the more likely it is to get knocked over.