Nah... the girl that was running the ER that day took me over to her office and sewed me up. She is my wife's best friend. She would never believe it was a suicide attempt.... instead she would have insisted someone tried to kill be before she would have believed I tried to commit suicide.
There's one thing for sure and two things for certain, if there is a suicide note left near my dead body, somebody better be investigating someone else, cause I assure you I didn't do it...
