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tweeksound
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Re: Professional Quiz:


My fiancé Amy and I gave this one a shot.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Matt:
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Very carefully???


Amy:
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Cut it up



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Matt:
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Feed him to the giraffe


Amy:
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Put Peanuts in there.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Matt:
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The elephant cause he got ate!


Amy:
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The lion.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Matt:
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jump across on the heads of the crocks like in cartoons.


Amy:
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Wait until the crocks are done using it.


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