Happy Birthday Wayne

**Mike P.** · **09-17-09, 03:22 PM**

Happy birthday, old timer!

**tcarcio** · **09-17-09, 03:33 PM**

Happy B-Day Wayne..................

**Sonnie** · **09-17-09, 04:10 PM**

Wayne who?

Oh... nanners... that Wayne. Well Shazam! Shazam! Happy Birthday!

WAIT a minute... I thought once you reached eighty-eleven years old that you quit celebrating birthdays.

**Sonnie** · **09-17-09, 04:11 PM**

Well if he is going to celebrate it... then I say we ALL sing happy birthday to him...

[our members singing]... We wish you a happy birthday... we wish you a happy ... [Wayne interrupts] Hold on a second... [members pause for a second and start back singing] From the top: We wish you a happy birthday... we wish --- [Wayne loudly interrupts] STOP!.... STOP NOW!

[Wayne continues in a loud tone] WHO ASKED FOR A SINGING POST??? IT'S RIDICULOUS... STOPPPPP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

[leading member humbly replies] OK... we never claimed we could sing, but we really do hope you have a wonderful day today! We were just trying to cheer you up!

[leading member softly continues] So... from all the members at Home Theater Shack... [ALL members shout] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! [members whistling, clapping... hooraying]

[leading member as they walk away] Whose idea was this anyway... and who was that out of tune?

**tonyvdb** · **09-17-09, 04:40 PM**

Where is the birthday boy anyhow?

**Mike P.** · **09-17-09, 04:48 PM**

Probably still sleeping. It's important for "older fellows" to get their rest.

**Sonnie** · **09-17-09, 04:55 PM**

I told Donna (his wife) to hide his pull bar from him this morning so that he couldn't get up out of bed.

**tonyvdb** · **09-17-09, 05:05 PM**

Lots of love on this forum.

**Sonnie** · **09-19-09, 04:57 PM**

He must still be in bed... he just can't get up...

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