Famous Last Words

**Danny** · **08-02-06, 08:18 PM**

Famous Last Words

This is General Custer speaking. Men, don't take prisoners!

Of course they're mushrooms. Toadstools come to a point.

When it says empty, there's always a gallon or two left.

If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop!

Gimme a match, I think the gas tank is empty.

Let's see if it's loaded.

You can make it! That train isn't coming very fast.

What's this red button do?

**Don** · **08-07-06, 06:36 PM**

lol, Heres a couple more:

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.

**dorito_be** · **01-17-07, 07:13 PM**

**drf** · **01-19-07, 01:10 AM**

or that good old one:

"trust me, I know what I am doing",

**wbassett** · **03-30-07, 04:45 PM**

What do you mean I shouldn't have bought a Betamax? Everyone knows VHS is just a fad!

**drf** · **03-31-07, 06:35 AM**

Quote:

wbassett wrote:

What do you mean I shouldn't have bought a Betamax? Everyone knows VHS is just a fad!

**mikeb** · **04-01-07, 05:14 PM**

Honey if you will just let me buy this my system will be complete and I will be done for a long time!

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