Jesus, Moses and Tiger Woods

[Stephanie_tva]

So Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf. They get to the 18th hole and it is a long shot to the fairway with a water trap involved. Jesus walks over and grabs a nine iron and sets up for his shot. Moses looked over and said, "What are you doing?!" Jesus replied, "I saw Tiger Woods do it, and if Tiger Woods can do it, so can I!" Moses stepped back. Jesus took his shot....the ball went up, came down, and plunked right in the water. Jesus turned and looked at Moses, "little help here?" Moses says,"Ok but this is the last time!" So Moses steps up and parts the water and Jesus walks over and grabs his ball. He sets up for the shot, again with the nine iron, just as a few people walk up the hill behind them. Sure enough, the ball lands right in the water again, Jesus looks over at Moses and Moses shakes his head. So Jesus walks out onto the water, and reaches down for his ball. One of the guys behind them sees this and yells, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?!" Moses turns around, "No, Tiger Woods."