Weird movies DVD reviews

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-24-07, 05:43 PM**

Do you like weird movies? Not Ed Wood or exploitation type films but mainstream features that are
really strange, disturbing and off the wall? Well here are some for your consideration.

"The Illustrated Man" (1969) I recall seeing the trailer for this film when I was 12 and it stuck in my mind
and inspired me to buy the Ray Bradbury book it was based on. The novel was quite interesting
and one of the author's best. Using a framing devise of a circus carnival man completely covered
in tatoos that come to life and tell tales, this book then featured a series of short stories. Some
of them were quite clever. I finally saw the movie on CBS pan/scanned and
edited in a late late show premiere. It was not a good adaption of the book since the three short
stories they picked were among the weakest. However, the framing story about the tatooed man
was truly creepy with Rod Steiger giving an angry and volatile performance. It's much more detailed
than in the book. Later I saw a 16mm Technicolor/CinemaScope print and finally this DVD which
is mastered in 16:9 and mono. The video quality is very good considering the defused lighting design
for some of the scenes. The short stories have psychedelic colors typical for a sixties movie. I recommend this picture primarily for Steiger and the framing device. My favorite bit is Steiger in
close up shouting at Robert Drivas, "I'm gonna tell you this for the last time...don't you never call them tatoos...they are skin illustrations". In every scene Steiger looks like he's going to explode in violence.
A very edgy performance.

"The Gang's All Here" (1943) Fox recently released this restored three strip Technicolor camp classic.
I originally saw a brand new Technicolor print at The Regency in 1975. Archivist, Eric Spilker, had
persuaded the studio to make a run of dye transfer prints in 1974, just before the lab shut down
the process and switched to Eastmancolor. These prints made the rounds of the Repertory cinemas
in the seventies. When I saw it I didn't know what to make of it. It was somewhat like a sixties head
film with outrageous color and off the wall production numbers. The most famous was Carmen Miranda
singing "The Lady in the Tuti Fruiti Hat" while woman hold huge bananas like dildos in front of them.
Really raunchy for the forties. There was barely a plot. Just a string of surrealistic numbers choreographed by Busby Berkeley. You almost thought he was stoned when he directed them,
they're that crazy. The end of the film has these floating heads zooming at you which is really grotesque and disturbing to watch. The new DVD simulates the Technicolor look fairly good with very
garish hues. You might scratch your head afterwards and say, "What the hell was this movie about", but you won't forget the visuals. The strangest musical I've ever seen.

"The Magic Christian" (1970) This is an older DVD that is full frame rather than 16:9 but it replicates
the Technicolor visuals faithfully. It's a crazy counter-culture film starring Peter Sellers and Ringo
Starr. Ringo is quite funny as a homeless hippie that multi-millionaire Sellers adopts as his son.
Afterwards, Seller tries to prove that everyone has his price by bribing people to do outrageous
stunts. For example, Lawrence Harvey does a striptease to Hamlet's "to be or not to be" on stage.
Yul Brynner sings "Mad About the Boy" in drag to Roman Polanski at a bar. Raquel Welch plays
'mistress of the whip'. You'll have to watch the movie to find out how that fits in. The songs are catchy
including Badfingers "Come and Get It" written by ex-Beatle Paul McCarthy. It's hard to describe
the story. Just a string of black out sketches, similar to what you'd see in a Monty Python episode
and two of that group pop up in roles here. If you're a fan of this type of British humor,
you'll find this picture very funny. Lots of politically incorrect humor. It has many more cameos of famous actors which you'll discover
as you watch it. The climax is very gross but suits the story. The first time I saw this was an arts camp in Canada (Manitou Wabing) back in 1973. It was a unusual choice to show a group of underage campers but I certainly remembered it. TV prints were heavily censored but this DVD is uncut.

**brandonnash** · **07-24-07, 09:03 PM**

I may have to pick up one or all of these. Seem like they may be up my alley.

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 03:36 AM**

If you do, post your thoughts after screening them.

**tc-60guy** · **07-25-07, 09:23 AM**

Howdy, If you guys like the Magic Christian, you should check out The ruling class with Peter sellers. It's weird,sick,and one of only two movies I know of with crucsifixion musical numbers! The opening scene alone is worth the price of admission.

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 09:35 AM**

Excellent choice and I agree, it's a great black comedy. Peter O'Toole's second best performance of his top three, the others being "Lawrence of Arabia" and "My Favorite Year". There are some problems with the picture which is it's extreme length and a very slow opening before O'Toole arrives but otherwise it's great. Almost a musical with the cast slipping into vaudeville songs and then returning to the dialogue as if nothing happened. My favorite number is the 'Varsity Drag'.

When it was first released, it received an "R" rating. Then it was immediately re-cut for a GP which meant the nudity in the strip tease scene was removed. Fortunately, the DVD is the complete version. I really enjoy that subversive British humor of the era. Nothing was sacred for Christ's sake...

Anyone else have some mainstream weird movies they'd like to recommend...

Here's one I recall that isn't out on DVD yet. It's called "The Traveling Executioner"
(1970) with Stacy Keach playing an 'executioner for hire' who rides around with a portable electric chair helping prisoners meet their maker by telling them after death they'll be in 'fields of ambrosia'. Really strange and disturbing. I only saw the TV version so I'd like to see the uncut copy some day.

**tc-60guy** · **07-25-07, 09:52 AM**

Hello Richard, The "Them Bones" musical number with the afore mentioned crucsifixation and its s&m overtones is the one that hits my nut! Truly an 11 on the "wierdometer"! By the way,the other movie with a cricsifixion musical number is the also screamingly funny "Life of Brian"! "Does it amuse you when I say....Bigus....Dickus?"

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 10:13 AM**

Yes, "Dry Bones" is also very amusing after Jack no longer thinks he's Jesus and believes he's Jack the Ripper. I also liked that ending when he gives a speach in the House of Lords. The camera cuts to O'Toole's point of view depicting the other members as rotting Zombies.

"Life of Brian" is also very funny. Many of the Python films were financed by George Harrison via his "Hand Made Films" company. George wasn't much of an actor compared to Ringo and the others but a very good producer. When I saw the premiere in NYC, there were people protesting the film outside the cinema. They considered it sacrelige which it was. I wondered if it was staged for publicity purposes.

It's a pity that 'Political Correctness' has so overwhelmed our culture that
filmmakers are afraid to poke fun of anyone anymore lest some activist, lobbyist or pressure group gets 'offended'. Of course cutting edge humor is supposed to offend someone.

**tc-60guy** · **07-25-07, 10:22 AM**

Amen to freedom of speech and artistic expression! Dear world, get a life! Get a sense of humor!

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 04:42 PM**

I agree but the trouble is...the Constitution is just a piece of paper unless it's enforced by our
representatives. And our representatives are a bunch of...

I'd better quit while I'm ahead.

**JCD** · **07-25-07, 07:42 PM**

I'm assuming we ignore the Eraserhead's of the world. If so, I've got a few:

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Not scary so much as extremely distrubing

Dead Ringers
Another movie that wasn't necessarily scary, but I remember leaving the theater "disjointed".

Pink Flamigos
is too easy

Brazil
This is one of my favorite movies of all time, but gets labelled "weird" by pretty much everyone who watches it.

Erik the Viking
Erik is a little weird -- and to me completely underrated.

Memento
This one is a bit odd.. but great.

Eating Raoul
This has to qualify as well.

How about Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead?
Certainly different than your typical movie..

And finally, how about Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
Also not quite "normal" for a movie, but not all out weird either

JCD

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 07:52 PM**

Pink Flamingos falls in that Eraserhead category of ultra cheap, no budget indie movies as opposed to mainstream films. They were among the first "Midnight Movies" back in the seventies when I saw them.

The rest are good choices and thanks for you input. I saw "Eating Raoul" at Lincoln Center in their festival before it was released to theaters. Bartel was there to introduce it. Certainly one of the stranger movies to play that type of arty venue.
I don't know if that crowd was prepared for it.

**lcaillo** · **07-25-07, 07:56 PM**

How about Being There or The World According to Garp? Two great movies that are a bit offbeat, with great performances by some unique actors and actresses.

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-25-07, 08:10 PM**

"Being There" is an excellent choice. I had forgotten about that one. The scene with Shirley MacLaine
while Peter Sellers stares at the TV is one of the most outrageous sex scenes I've ever seen. "Garp" was okay but not as good as the book. It was well acted but lacked style which
was necessary to advance the bizarre story and characters. I had the same problem with "Catch 22".
It wasn't bad, it just wasn't that good either. No style compared to a similar movie like "MASH" which had a unique format that really enhanced the film.

In fact, I would say 'style' was one of the most important ingrediants for many of the movies listed above like "The Magic Christian", "The Ruling Class" and "Brazil".

**lcaillo** · **07-26-07, 05:12 AM**

I think you are on to something with the concept of "style", but how would you break that down a bit? For instance, with the two movies I suggested, what gives BT style that TWATG lacks? I think that the latter perhaps tried to cover too much ground and reproduce too many of the scenes from the book without getting the depth of character that Being There developed, but I am not very good at this kind of review. Give me a schematic to follow or a problem to solve and you guys can do the right brain stuff.

**Richard W. Haines** · **07-26-07, 05:38 AM**

Style is one of those categories like obscenity. You know it when you see it. It isn't anything
specific or universal. It has to be appropriate for the movie in question. For example, "Brazil" had those cluttered
compositions and angles that Gilliam was famous for which helped make the viewer feel disoriented which was part of the theme. "The Magic Christian" used fantasy sequences with psychedelic colors
to jolt the viewer, then returned to a normal setting. The train scene when the pompous comuter
is brought into the disco with Sellers dressed in a nun's habit with flashing strobe lights is an example.
The concept was to make the audience unsure of what was real.

"Being There" was shot in a deadpan manner with very bland compositions that made the story effective. In order for the Sellers character to be misinterperted as a sage, the setting had to
look very normal and ordinary. A similar style was used for "Garp" but it didn't work in that case. The story wasn't about interperting 'normalcy' but rather people who have an off kilter look at life. They needed some off kilter compositions and photography to illustrate this in my opinion. I agree that they
tried to cram too much narrative from the book into the film and lost their focus at times. Sometimes
it's better to center on just a few incidents to illustrate your point when you have an episodic structure.

"The Illustrated Man" was also unique. The framing story was filmed in a defussed lighting style with muted color making it seem like a dream. The stories were shot with high key lighting and garish primary colors to contrast it with the prologue and epilogue.

I mentioned "MASH" as a very stylish film. What Altman did was have everyone talk on top of one another to suggest the chaos of their situation. You had to pay close attention to the dialogue to make
out the one liners and wisecracks that were coming out of the cast. It gave the appearance of being
an improvised film even though it was staged to be that way.

**tc-60guy** · **07-26-07, 11:17 PM**

The Fisher king is passing odd also, even if it is Terry Gilliam's most mainstream movie to date.

**JCD** · **08-07-07, 05:45 PM**

I remembered some more:

Repo Man -- Early Emilio Estevez flick. I liked the message
Pink Floyd's The Wall -- I HATED this movie after watching it -- but once I "got it" I LOVED it
Being John Malkovich -- Didn't know what to expect, but it wouldn't have been this. Liked the movie though.
City of Lost Childern -- VERY stylish. I liked it even though it was in French.
A Clockwork Orange -- did anyone mention this one yet? If not, how did we forget?
Dark City -- I wish they'd do more "noir" movies
Orgazmo -- I think it'd be fair to call this one weird
Ichi the Killer -- I'm pretty sure it's Japanese -- makes me wonder about the country now
Kung Fu Hustle -- a kung fu movie with a dance sequence at the beginning of the movie? Loved it.
A Boy and His Dog -- Wow, who knew Don Johnson was ever young?
Mememto -- one of my favorite all time movies
Killer Klowns from Outer Space -- How can you not love a movie with that kind of title?
Trainspotting -- Should be shown to addicts like Red Asphalt is shown at driver's ed
eXistenZ -- actually, you could probably put the entire Cronenberg library on the list
Jacobs Ladder -- other than Eric the Viking ans JL, I can't think of another Tim Robbins movie I liked much
Videodrome -- I have to rewatch this one someday, I was far too young to understand anything at the time.

JCD

**Richard W. Haines** · **08-07-07, 05:50 PM**

This is a great post. Keep em' coming. We should make a data base of 'weird movies'.
However, I think most will admit you have to be in a certain mood to appreciate them.
These are not movies you just pop into the DVD player and certainly not mainstream.
I believe you have to be in the right frame of mind. For example, you wouldn't show
"Eating Raoul" at a family Thanksgiving dinner.

Here are more additions that are only available as bootlegs...

"Medusa against Sons of Hercules" and "The Mole Men against Sons of Hercules"
There were part of Jospeh Levine's TV series entitled "The Sons of Hercules".
He packed either 20 or 14 (depending on the sources) unrelated Maciste and
Ulysses movies as sequels to his hit film "Hercules". He had a catchy theme
song recorded which sounds like an Ennio Morricone track and a narrator to
introduce the characters and somehow tie it into the Hercules story.
They were sloppy pan/scanned versions of the Italian CinemaScope originals with terrible dubbing, shrill music and empty soundtracks missing all kinds of effects. However, if you can get past these liabilities, some of the movies in the package were wildly imaginative and surreal. The two mentioned above are the best in the series. They have off the wall plots, bizarre sets and weird monsters. The special effects are pretty good for this genre as are the battle scenes. There's even some gore and sadism thrown into the mix. Check them out but make allowances for the public domain source material which had bad color and cropping to begin with.
When the Medusa monster stared at soldiers, it's glowing eye made them turn
to stone. Later, Maciste stabs it's eye (which was very gross) to destroy
it. The Mole Men live underground and cannot come out into the sun or they'll
evaporate into skeletins. They survive in caves and have hollow reeds
that stick out above ground so they can listen to what's going on in the surface.
Very bizarre and memorable imagery. Too bad the other technical specs are
so poor for the domestic DVDs. I wish someone would import the original
Italian language versions in widescreen so I could see what they were supposed
to look like. Or better yet offer both Italian and dubbed versions from the Italian
anamorphic sourse.

While I'm on the subject of strange imports, I'll also nominate two of K. Gordon
Murray's grotesque Mexican fairy tales, "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Puss N' Boots".
I've seen the spanish language versions and while they remain extremelly bizarre,
they're not as unsettling as the American dubbed copies released by Murray.
The voices and completely wrong for the characters which is part of what makes
them so disturbing. When the little girl who plays "Riding Hood" sings, she has
a grown woman's voice. The ratty looking costumes for the cat and skunk are
also creepy since you can see the human actor's eyes and surrounding flesh inside of them. In "Puss N' Boots" there's an obese Ogre that drools, whips people and has a retarded son. In "Little Red Riding Hood" there's a scene when the wolf fantasizes
about eating the girl who's presented on a dinner platter. And these were supposed to be kiddie movies at Children's Matinees in the sixties! They played more like horror films. Unfortunately, the US versions are in the public domain and very faded. However, there are Mexican/Spanish language versions on VHS that look fine and can be purchased on ebay with the original titles, "El Gato con Botas" and "Caperucita Rojo". If you survive screening these two then try "Little
Red Riding Hood meets the Monsters" which is really deranged.

**Fincave** · **08-23-07, 03:21 AM**

Labelling something as 'weird' or even 'mainstream' could get a little tricky as the former relies on personal taste and the latter can vary in different regions. I have watched some of Pedro Almodóvar's films. 'All about my mother', 'Bad Education' etc. In Europe his films would definitely be classed as mainstream, they are released on and shown in a lot of theatres, admittedly not on the scale of a Star Wars movie, am not sure but maybe his movies are not mainstream in the US as they are foreign language. His movies would IMO be classed as weird, very unusual storylines and offbeat characters, even for us so callled 'liberal' Europeans.

Trainspotting was mentioned in a previous post, IMO it is not weird or strange, it just gives the viewer a look at lower middle class life in contemporary Scotland.

Movies that I would class as both weird and mainstream would be David Lynch's movies, especially things like 'Mulholland Drive', 'Lost Highway' and 'Wild at Heart'. Other movies fulfilling the above requirements would be 'Pulp Fiction', 'Reservoir Dogs', 'Leaving Las Vegas', 'Angel Heart'. Am sure that there are lots more but the above is all that is readily coming to mind.

**Richard W. Haines** · **08-23-07, 06:27 AM**

I agree that everything Lynch does qualifies as weird.

Here's an unconventional weird movie that is one of the most successful
films of the fifties and had a tremendous impact but still hasn't been
released in any video format..."This is Cinerama".

You may wonder why I classify this film as 'weird'. You have to see
it to believe it. It's basically a two hour infomercial selling you the
Cinerama system. It was created for that purpose but they ended
up releasing it as a 'documentary' although it barely qualifies in that
category.

Cinerama was the first successful widescreen system which was
developed to inspire viewers to get away from the boob tube and
return to theaters again. Television had cut attendence in half
from 90 million weekly in 1948 to 41 million weekly by 1952. Theaters
were closing everywhere and the industry was in turmoil.

Broadway producer, Mike Todd, saw a demonstration of the process
in Long Island and partnered with reporter Lowell Thomas to give
it a shot. It was an overnight sensation and everyone began
scrambling around for alternate and less cumbersome widescreen
systems. Even Todd broke away from the Cinerama company to
form "Todd AO" which created a new 70mm format in which
'everything came out of one hole' or rather the picture and stereo
sound were on the same print. CinemaScope followed which
was the most popular method since it only required a lens to
squeeze and unsqueeze a standard 35mm film. All of these
systems had been around in the late twenties and early thirties
which proves there's nothing new under the sun.

I traveled to Dayton, Ohio in 1997 to see a revival of the two best
Cinerama films, "This is Cinerama" and "How the West Was Won".
They were fascinating shows and very strange to watch. Since
then the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood has set up for the process
and occasional shows these titles too as does the Bradford museum
in England.

After I describe the system you'll probably wonder why on earth
they went through so much trouble to get a wide image on screen.

Cinerama involved shooting with three 35mm camera in a U shape
arc to cover the actual field of vision of the human eye. Each lens
was 27mm and covered one third of the ratio which was 2.76 x 1
(nearly 3 to 1). Three synchronized projectors were required to
show the film on a deeply curved screen. Inside the machines
were small vibrating combs to blur the join lines that made the
wide image. There was also a fourth machine synchronized to
the other three that played the seven channels of directional
sound. If you sit in the center row of the theater and the camera
is moving on a dolly or in a helicopter, you can get dizzy since
you really feel as if you're inside the picture. Similar to the motion
sickness you can get when you watch some IMAX films. Very
effective, if not unsettling, but that's it. That's the whole purpose
of the three strip Cinerama film. To give you motion sickness.
The film started in black and white in standard 1.33 as Thomas
gave a boring lecture about the history of cinema and then
expanded to three panel widescreen Technicolor for a rollercoaster
ride which made everyone gasp. One of the great moments in cinema.
What followed were trips to Venice, Niagra Falls and a plane tour
of the US with Cold War jingoistic narration. None of the sequences
had any connection to the other since this was really a demonstration
film.

As long as the camera was moving, the effect worked great.
When the camera wasn't moving and was static, you ended up
looking at the blurred join lines that made up the image.
When a person or object moved from left to right, they would
have a weird effect of splitting apart then coming back together
as they passed the panel split.

If that wasn't weird enough for you, the first movie "This
is Cinerama" played like a DJ announcing the next song on the
radio. Lowell Thomas introduced each segment by shouting,
"Now let's go to Cyprus Gardens in CINERAMA!". I lost track
of how many times he used the word which became very
campy. Since the film was

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