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Title: Bad Santa 2: Unrated
HTS Overall Score:69
I’ve actually got a lot of respect for Broad Green Pictures. They’re a fairly new studio, but they’ve put out some great dramas and Indie films that have left me wildly impressed with the film choices they make. They’re not a giant studio, and they don’t skimp on their encodes on home video, and along with some shrewd film choices make for a pretty potent package, which is why I’m surprised that something so “mainstream” and lowbrow as “Bad Santa 2” made it into their lineup. I ‘m not going to say that I didn’t ENJOY the first “Bad Santa back in 2003 (wow, has it really been that long?), but it was your typical raunchy heist comedy filled with dirty jokes, more dirty jokes and Billy Bob Thornton being a lecherous creep. So, you can see why I might raise an eyebrow when I see it announced that last thanksgiving’s “Bad Santa 2” is being released on their label. I never went and saw “Bad Santa 2” during the 2016 Thanksgiving season (even though it’s billed as a Christmas movie), but form the box office records my going wouldn’t have saved this thing from swan diving off the proverbial cliff with a measly 23 million dollar take. Upon watching the film, I can kind of understand why. The production is fraught with re-used gags and pitfalls from the first movie, and dare I say it. I think “Bad Santa 2” is even MORE vulgar than its 2013 predecessor.
Let’s see, where do I begin. Well, if you remember from the first “Bad Santa”, Willie Soke (Billy Bob Thornton” is a boozed up lech who’s made most of his money from robbing places. He was almost killed by his partner Marcus Skidmore (Tony Cox) before gaining some sort of redemption in life with young Thurman Merman (Brett Kelly, who is the third person reprising his role from the original film). Now it’s 13 years later and Willie is still the same booze soaked scumbag he always was. Although he’s kind of gone straight after the last botched Santa suit robbery. Unfortunately, his money troubles haven’t gotten any better, and Therman Merman is now 21 years old and STILL following him around like a lost puppy dog. Change (or lack of change) comes in the form of Marcus showing up on his doorstep with an offer of a GIGANTIC multimillion dollar haul. The only problem is that he has to work with the one person in life that he TRULY despises. His own mother (played by Kathy Bates).
Combining forces for the common good (or bad, as the case may be), Willie, Marcus and his mother decide to rob the mother of all payloads…….a charity. However, This charity is not your average charity. Run by Diane (Christina Hendricks) and Regent Hastings (Ryan Hansen), it rakes in TONS of dough each year, only to have Regent embezzle most of the earnings and claim a loss unbeknownst to his wife Diane. All the trio of Santa suited thieves have to do is volunteer to play Santas for the organization and slip inside and steal the dough with Willie’s legendary safe cracking skills. That is if Thurman, Willie’s love of booze and sex, and his mom’s cantankerousness ruin the entire heist.
[img]http://www.hometheatershack.com/gallery/file.php?n=91546[/img]I have nothing against raunchy comedies, and have quite a plethora of ones (no, not piñatas) that I love to pull out and watch when I’m the only one in the house (the wife will just roll her eyes and leave the room if I put one on when she’s there). Unfortunately, “Bad Santa 2” is just a rehash of the original film with updates characters and villains. Willie is still the same sleazebag he always was (and that may be a good thing), Marcus is a double crossing loser who is just there for people to make fun of his height, and Thurman is still following Willie around like a puppy dog after 13 years. Rinse, repeat a billion jokes about Willie’s love for the female behind, and random hot chicks hooking up with him for no apparent reason (at least Lauren Graham had a Santa fetish in the first movie, there’s no reason why Christina Hendricks or the security guard Gina would ever want that creepy old man). Again, pretty much a rehash of the first one.
With all of the ingredients the same between both films, you’d expect “Bad Santa 2” to at least be ALMOST as entertaining as the first one, but sadly that is not the case. The over the top vulgarity just seems more like a gimmick this go around and the addition of Kathy Bates as the foul talking mother does nothing of value for the production. Thurman was the stupid little kid in the first movie, but this time it feels incredibly painful to watch the kid grow up into a man-child. There’s some forced subplots part way through where you’re supposed to see some sort of “growth” in Willie, but it comes off as clichéd and, well, FORCED in the grand scheme of things. Billy Bob Thornton is PERFECT for playing the creepy Willie, as he knows how to exude that ambiance quite easily, but some of the rest of the characters really feel out of place. I have ZERO idea how they got Christina Hendricks, an award winning actress, to play against Billy Bob Thornton (my only idea is they offered her some odd million to just come in and phone it home and leave on a lunch break for another film), but her cold fish performance reeks of contractual obligation or else a cheap payday.
Rated R for crude sexual content and language throughout, and some graphic nudity
[img]http://www.hometheatershack.com/gallery/file.php?n=91554[/img]“Bad Santa 2” is actually given a VERY nice looking 1.78:1 AVC encoded transfer for us today. Broad Green Pictures has done a handsome job with their video encodes so far and this one is no different. Digitally shot, the picture is glossy and full of sparkling colors, with bright Christmas Reds shining through as the most obvious shade, and a rather neutral look for most of the grading (there’s a few shots inside a bar that looks a bit yellowish, and an outdoor night shot that has a tinge of blue, but otherwise there’s no wild changes to the color spectrum). Blacks are deep and inky, showing off every pock mark and skin tag on Tony Cox’s face during his shadowy invasion of the safe office, and there are plenty of intimate details on clothing to keep everyone happy. Artifacting is kept to a minimum and the clarity is sharp enough that I ALMOST gave this a 4.5/5 rating. Soooooooooo very close, but there were just a few scenes that look overly soft (usually indoors), which contrasted from some incredibly sharp and beautiful looking outdoor shots (especially where Willie is beating the snot out of the Santa with a manger figurine).
[img]http://www.hometheatershack.com/gallery/file.php?n=91562[/img]The film is naturally a bit front heavy considering the genre that it embodies, but the movie still features a robust sound that fills out into the surrounds and LFE channels often enough to satisfy. Dialog is crisp and cleanly replicated in the center channel, with the mains handling a bulk of the surrounding works. The musical score fills out the surround channels with some solid activity, as well as the few gunshots and sounds of heavy traffic in Chicago. LFE is impressive, with moments that standout above the rest during the second half of the movie. It’s a comedy track at its core, and that means plenty of front sound stage activity with lighter use of the back end and low end, but “Bad Santa 2” manages to keep it active in those areas enough to give a full-bodied experience in the audio department.
• Thurman Then and Now
• Just Your Average Red Band Featurette
• “That’s My Willie” Original Animated Series
• Jingle Balls
• Trailers and Spots
• Gag Reel
• Alternate Opening/Ending
• Deleted Scenes
“Bad Santa 2” is just another attempt at riding off of the (mediocre) success of a previous entry, and falls far below the realm of acceptability for most people. The raunchiness just got overwhelming after a while, and the rehashed plot lines from the first movie left me feeling rather bored most of the movie. The Blu-ray itself is quite nice, with good audio and video, and there’s even a smattering of good extras to tide fans hungry appetites. Sadly I don’t’ think I can honestly recommend the movie unless you were a SUPER fan of the original “Bad Santa” and want some of the same old offerings warmed up as leftovers.
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Christina Hendricks, Kathy Bates, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly
Directed by: Mark Waters
Written by: Shauna Cross, Johnny Rosenthal
Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1 AVC
Audio: English: DTS-HD MA 5.1, Spanish DTS 5.1
Studio: Broad Green Pictures
Runtime: 92 Minutes
Blu-ray Release Date: February 21st, 2017
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Recommendation: Skip It
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