Well if he is going to celebrate it... then I say we ALL sing happy birthday to him...
[our members singing]... We wish you a happy birthday... we wish you a happy ... [Wayne interrupts] Hold on a second... [members pause for a second and start back singing] From the top: We wish you a happy birthday... we wish --- [Wayne loudly interrupts] STOP!.... STOP NOW!
[Wayne continues in a loud tone] WHO ASKED FOR A SINGING POST??? IT'S RIDICULOUS... STOPPPPP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
[leading member humbly replies] OK... we never claimed we could sing, but we really do hope you have a wonderful day today! We were just trying to cheer you up!
[leading member softly continues] So... from all the members at Home Theater Shack... [ALL members shout] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! [members whistling, clapping... hooraying]
[leading member as they walk away] Whose idea was this anyway... and who was that out of tune?