Home Theater Forum and Systems banner

1 - 10 of 10 Posts

·
Banned
Joined
·
22,577 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

Answer one question... look at the answer and then move on to the next question.

If you want to have a little fun... post your answers as spoilers for others to read.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Spoiler
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Spoiler
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Spoiler
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Spoiler
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


Not sure how true this statment is but.... Supposedly according to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals don't have the brains of a four-year-old.
 
P

·
Guest
Joined
·
0 Posts
I call the ** card on answer #2, my fridge can clearly hold both...:neener:
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
22,577 Posts
Discussion Starter #5
I wanted to revive this one for some of our new comers.

This one is really good IMO and a tough one to get right.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,249 Posts
O.k I mustn't be that crazy, Do you think I would have failed?

Q1:

Spoiler
with a shoe horn


Q2:

Spoiler
beside the giraffe with a bigger shoe horn


Q3:

Spoiler
the lion King because he is the host and thus it cannot technically attend


Q4:

Spoiler
don't know, would have looked for a bridge or used someone elses boat?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
218 Posts
My fiancé Amy and I gave this one a shot.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Matt:
Spoiler
Very carefully???


Amy:
Spoiler
Cut it up



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Matt:
Spoiler
Feed him to the giraffe


Amy:
Spoiler
Put Peanuts in there.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Matt:
Spoiler
The elephant cause he got ate!


Amy:
Spoiler
The lion.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Matt:
Spoiler
jump across on the heads of the crocks like in cartoons.


Amy:
Spoiler
Wait until the crocks are done using it.
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
22,577 Posts
Discussion Starter #10
Yeah... I'd say you actually got the answer right. The reason for your answer was what was wrong. :nerd:
 
1 - 10 of 10 Posts
Top